math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
(Source: gizz-e, via hayamandarae)
(Source: gizz-e, via hayamandarae)
Stephen Fry rapping Nicki Minaj.
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Sorry it’s not Hunger Games but I can’t help it.
Best thing I have ever heard
This is the best sound.
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Anonymous asked - "upload a picture of your septum? x"
Haha, but effort. You’re obviously from real life if you know about that, so just ask to see it? :) x
me on tumblr: i love you all you're all such lovely people ugh you guys are perfect
me anywhere else: how can i make it apparent that i hate every last one of these people with a burning passion without winding up in jail
