February 2012
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perks of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
Taking off your heels and getting into bed is one...
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HIM - The Kiss Of Dawn
I haven’t heard this...
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thebloomingheather asked: my dick's like an airplane, it gives girls orgasms.
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me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
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parents: can we use your computer for a minute
me: wipes internet history deletes bookmarks changes passwords changes desktop wallpaper encrypts all folders installs internet explorer opens it up at google
me: yeah sure here you go
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Best two days ever.
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I feel that this is why our relationship works...
Me: Happy bullshit day!
Boyf: I'm so glad this day is here for me to tell you how much I love you, because I don't think I'd be able to without this holiday!
Me: And we can use this day to be sickeningly romantic despite the face that nothing has changed in our relationship since yesterday and everything will be back to normal tomorrow because it won't be named after some poncy wanker!
liquid-liam:
I can’t believe how blind people are for getting upset on valentines day, it’s not even a real holiday, it’s just a way for all the companies to profit from people stupid enough to buy the products, and why should you only act special on that one day? everyday your relationship should be something special, why do you need a false holiday to motivate you to do something special.
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